Topic: Tips for Writing a Snazzy App

So you wanna learn to Faceroll, eh recruit?  Well, here are a few tips to get you on your way to being a Winner!

1. Register with your character's name
It's great that you're known as aWeSuMd00d74_89 on Runescape, but that doesn't help us track you down in WoW.  Use your WoW main's name to register your forum account or get ready to face public shaming.

2. Write like an adult
Look, no one likes the Grammar Police.  Not even the Grammar Police.  But if you're looking to make a good impression, the first step is at least pretending to look halfway competent.  (That's the Faceroll Way™!)  So use capital letters.  Use punctuation.  And, for the love of Pete, cut out the net acronyms for the 15 minutes it takes you to cobble together your app.  TL;DR - don't be a grammar dumbass.

3. Actually BE an adult
Facerolling is a precise method of winning that cannot be safely performed by minors.  As a result, FS does not actively recruit anyone under the age of 18.

4. Be Results-Oriented
Set strategic objectives and make sure to select appropriate gender-sensitive performance indicators to measure progress towards the expected results.  Also be sure to put covers on your TPS reports.  You got that memo, right?

5. Let us know who you are!
We're not just recruiting your toon, we're also recruiting YOU.  Just like a blind date, we want to know as much about you in the shortest time possible so we can determine whether to continue the relationship, or start avoiding your phone calls and eventually take out a restraining order.  So show us who you are!  Show us your creativity!  Show us on this doll where Taft touched you!

6. If your app is rejected, please don't reapply on other toons
Dude, seriously.

Good with your application, and hope to roll with you soon!
- The Faceroll Team

Last edited by Nazmin (2009-01-19 21:23:03)

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