Topic: GUILD POLICIES

1.  Guild Membership Policies
First off I'd like to address the gkicks people have seen over the last month.  The officers are trying as hard as possible to keep the reputation of our guild as pleasant folks to be around.  The majority of those gkicks came from reports of bad behavior/cussing people out when the members went into pugs.   A large number of you actually joined us because you enjoyed the pugs our guild ran and as those are a main source of recruitment for the guild, we cannot afford to have our reputation be that of a bunch of jerks  if we are to continue to have raiding success on KT. 

2. Guild Bank Dos and Don't Even Think About Its
Please try to keep the more useless items out of the guild bank, old world azerothian items, BC items and the like, we're tryign to keep it filled for high end content.  We do encourage you slipping greens you would otherwise vendor into the gbank for disenchanting by the guilds enchanters.  Theyve all been very generous to the guild with their mats, and doing so will help defray the costs of enchants you might want.

3.  10-Creature Raids
Our stance to tenmans has changed over the past month, they are no longer scheduled, but you can count on at least 1 or 2 being assembled over the course of the week.  Your 10 man ids are your own, you can pug but there will more than likely be guild runs before our night of raiding.

4.  25-Creature Raids
We are not elite enough to carry more than a few undergeared or underexperienced people through a raid at a time.  We will do our best with what we have but there is content that requires us to have people who have geared for it and done it before as it can still be touch and go for us.  For those unsure if you're geared for 25 man ICC...there are gearing guides in the class forums on the blizzard boards.  Please browse these lists, and if there are items on it you need help getting, post requests on the forum, or ask the guild to help.  Please dont be afraid of pugging, pugging is the best way to hone your "oh lord this has all gone to shit" skills for WoW.  Pugging brings you into contact with others who might be interested in and an asset to the guild as well.   It works better than recruitment threads.


DISCUSS!
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Re: GUILD POLICIES

This has been reposted as it fell to halfway down the news section and is relevant enough for a sticky in general, even if its a touch out of date.

Re: GUILD POLICIES

Question:

Does Guild Policy include getting hacked and raping the g-bank?  Cuz I've noticed a lot of officers doing that, and thought I should follow their example.

In an effort to expedite this matter, I have clicked on every banner add on every website, especially japanese anime porn sites, that I've come across during the last 24 hours.  I've also removed or disabled all windows security features, as this may improve bandwidth and reduce lag for virus downloads.  I'm naturally fucking the internet without a condom, (i.e. no anti-virus software) and it feels really, really good. 

I also got an e-mail from blizzard, saying something about freemounts$%$!, so I filled out their form.  It's nice to know they provide incentives for their customers. 

I was recently approached by a level one orc named Enasdferqw in Org, who asked me for some gold.  I thought I'd be a good samaritan, so I offered him 5 gold coins.  I was about to go away, but I thought I'd go one step further.  I know it's difficult for new players starting out, and thought it would be nice for him to see what it's like to be a level 80.  I shared my username and password with him, but made him promise not to share it with anyone else.  He seemed pretty legit, cus he didn't say anything except "谢谢, 傻  美国!!!" 

Now I gotta get going- for some reason my character is naked.  I guess that fellow from Org must have wanted to see just how muscular my Tauren was.  (Think he might be a dandy)

Well, take care, and if you want to sign up for one of those freemountS@#$!!!!, you can fill out the forms at www.rapemywowaccountinthebutanddontcallthenextday/dirty/jap.com

BYE!!!!!!

Re: GUILD POLICIES

"The officers are trying as hard as possible to keep the reputation of our guild as pleasant folks to be around.  The majority of those gkicks came from reports of bad behavior/cussing people out when the members went into pugs.   A large number of you actually joined us because you enjoyed the pugs our guild ran and as those are a main source of recruitment for the guild, we cannot afford to have our reputation be that of a bunch of jerks  if we are to continue to have raiding success on KT. "


This part makes me laugh these days.

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