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(356 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I don't believe that is Hild.  The voice does not match.  He's supposed to look like a middle-aged trucker, composed of a jaded visage, world-weary after his wife stole all his wow goldz and left him with nothing but a rusty spoon and a level 1 baby.  A man of eccentricity and wit made sour after spending 13 years in a Turkish prison. 

Clearly this unshaven, hooded, vagrant is not the Hild you're looking for.

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(356 replies, posted in General Discussion)

GET TEH FUCK OUTTA HEA!!!! SAIYURA BE CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOWS, RAPIN YOR WOW ACCOUNTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(5 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I approve of this message. 

PS

Gollum likes fish flayvoured tea.

4

(10 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Wow man, I did NOT see that one coming.  ROFLMAO

Cheers!

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(7 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Or....

Put your raiding hats on, (the ones with the two beer holsters and a Y straw) lock your children in the basement, and guzzle your energy shots, it's Faceroll Syndicate raiding time.  Join us, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.... mostly.  App now!

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(7 replies, posted in General Discussion)

And if you look to your left, you will see a Monkey with a Bazooka.  How did this Monkey get a Bazooka?  He raided with Faceroll Syndicate.  Roll your face with us, and you too could own a large explosive object(s).  (Ladies, it doesn't even need batteries!)  Apply now!

Dear Paris Bathroom Lady,

I am writing you to let you know, to remind you as you recover, of this one, simple, immutable truth:  You are Not Alone!

We of the Sirois Bathroom Survival Society wish you to know that although the general public may not ever truly know the pain, the despair, and the traumatic horror that lavatory captivity represents, we of the SBSS do.

We know because we have survived, as you have.  We have wept and pined enclosed within 4 small walls, some tiled, some not tiled, some constructed of interesting materials, some constructed of very very uninteresting materials.  We have sat upon the porcelin throne, and cursed our little washroom kingdom as a prison.  We have argued with the mirror for days and nights on end, debating on metaphysics, string-theory, the number 42, even engaged in staring contests with ourselves, only to lose. 

We know what you're going through.

And we can help.

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-8pm, we invite you to heal with us at Buddy Christ Cathedral on the corner of John St. and Loo.

We always have extra oreos.  (I sometimes take some home for the cats)

Heal with us, and never poo again.


-RLJ Sirois, founder and CEO of the SBSS

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(6 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Just don't turn into a tree.  I hear that Lokais fellow likes to chop stuff. >.>  /hides

9

(14 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Lawl.  Yeah, he definitely planted the seed of corruption.  Frackin locks :P

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(14 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Well folks- I never thought I'd say this, but my days of rolling my scruffy face on my keyboard are coming to a close. 

I heard that Area 52 has a serious lack of Gollum, so I'm server transferring my undead ass over there.

I'll probably keep Thorius in the guild / server for a while, but I probably wont be raiding very much if at all. 


I'd just like to say that I have had an absolute blast over the last year and a half, from flapping leafy arms on my tree, to discovering how much I enjoy making things explode on Lazaar.  I not only learned a lot about my class, but met some damn cool people along the way. 

I will definitely miss you guys.

So long, and thanks for all the Fish.

-Rob

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(5 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I'd suggest anything that connects via usb, as the non-analog is just sweet.  It works beautifully even if you don't have a soundcard installed. 
Portability is always a pain, but perhaps a lunchbox would work?

This is what I use, (I think it's the same one as Jamie's)
http://www.staples.com/Logitech-ClearCh … rea=SEARCH

The biggest thing imo to shoot for as a standard is usb connectivity, and a solid brand name.  Logitech is solid provided you don't go with their cheapy stuff.  I use these every day as headphones when I'm not in vent, and love the sound quality.  Had the same set for about 2 years now.

Pro map!

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CRAZIES!!!!!

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I'm not sure if He-Man could actually grind.  He wore a loincloth that was like... worse than a speedo.  I'm pretty sure if he grinded, it would just be considered making babies. 

(And here starts the He-Man </> Chuck Norris war.  ROUND 1: FIGHT!)

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(20 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Horror...... horror...................

2 is teh most amazing button in the world.  Aside from the panic button.  Which, in some cases, is pretty fucking amazing.
It is the last number in the sequence from LOST:  4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

It is the number of musketeers there were if you were to stab one of them and they died and there were only two left.  Or if one of them decided he didn't want to be a musketeer anymore because he had a very generous job offer as a lumberjack in Canada.

It is the number of boobies there are on most women.  (Some are special and have 10, and are very popular at furry conventions)

It is approximately how many brain cells I have left.  BUT it does mean that I may have to partake in not one but 2 coffees this morning.  Or a 5-hour energy, which is good for 2 hours x 2.5.

asdhf;gnkjlv

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

NO ME!  *PEW!*

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

<-realizes post-posting just how gay that last part sounded

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Nice!  Yeah, aside from the codpieces of doom and the arian-theme of he-man himself, (A blonde-haired, blue-eyed body-builder who wears a symmetrical cross on his chest and declares himself, "Master of the Universe") there were some really cool image concepts behind it all. 

Course, when I watched it, all I thought of was, "Cool sword, I want one."

Now I have three.

SUCK IT HE-MAN!

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

hmm..... Hey man, it was the seventies.  And it's HE-MAN!  DO NOT MOCK EET!

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

It's BATTLECAT, MOFO!

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(18 replies, posted in General Discussion)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/Quanatus/battlecat.jpg

It'z mah very favorite mount.

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(11 replies, posted in News)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/Quanatus/1168486882204cq0qu9.jpg

with an icon like that... who could hate that face?  that loveable.... chubby... vacantly happy face....