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Guild News

Forum Cleanup!

To make a long story short, over the next couple of weeks I'll be cleaning up all the inactive and no-longer-member-members on our forums.

SO NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!

If your user name on the forums does not match your main toons name, it will run the risk of being suspended or (worse) ridiculed.

Please post a response to this topic if I need to update or change your user name. Please include any special characters that your toon may or may not have. (Your forum name needs to match your mains name EXACTLY for the forums to correctly link your user name to your armory profile)

If you cannot post because I already deleted/suspended/(lost?) your user name, send an ingame mail to "Trinh" and I'll fix it.

That is all.

Raiding 25s: double the Faceroll, double the fun!

As of this weekend, Faceroll's 25-man raiding schedule will be as follows:

FRIDAYS -- ToC25 reg
SATURDAYS -- ToC25 reg ALT NIGHT WOOOO!!1  \m/
SUNDAYS -- ToC25 heroic

Fridays will be regular ToC25 - all mains, no alts, total hardcore boss action.

Saturdays, we'll run a second ToC25 reg with all the mains who weren't able to make Friday's raid for whatever reason, be that bumps, IRL stuff, or general lack of hygiene (*ahem* Gantru).  And, for the first time, we will be opening up slots in this run to include alts and F&F-rank members.  NOTE: when it comes to slots and loot on these runs, mains will ALWAYS get priority.

Sundays, we'll keep poking the festering boil that is ToC25 heroic.  This run will be open to mains only, just like Friday runs.

Questions / comments?  Leave 'em here!

Forum Permission Tweak

If you suddenly can't see the forums, contact Zivix in-game (preferably by mail) with the name of your forum account.  Thanks.  -management

Hard mode? More like NOT HARD mode, amirite?

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After three weeks of poking at Trial of the Crusader 10 Hard, a crack team of elite Facerollers finally gave Anub'Arak the donkey-punch of a lifetime!  In addition, it only took them five wipes to do it, which garnered Faceroll Syndicate its first [Tribute to Mad Skill (10)] achievement!

Grats to the following super-nubs who partook in last night's purple pixels: Chongar, Cloin, Eurydice, Grigmir, Hild, Nazmin, Shupani, Trinh, Yden, and Zivix.

Best of luck to everyone working on 10-man hard modes -- keep reaching for that rainbow!

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